"BEST REASON TO WRITE A FUCKIN’ RECORD REVIEW TODAY! (8/4/14)
RATHAUS FKS/ECD cassette (Brain Plan – 2014)
Holy crudidity! “FKS” is 1:48 of panic splatter so rudimentary in its crypto yowl, it makes Pampers sound like the Pastels. Exceptional. The flip is another thing altogether. A hairy eyeballed huckster smoove talks to us wide-eyed worriers ‘bout “Early Childhood Development,” while a menacing choogle creeps underneath. Hints of a siren half moan emerge at several points. Just the thing you hoped was lurking in Brooklyn cellars lying in wait as we eat our artisanal kale. You’ve been warned."